One last thing before 2013...

DA NEWZBOXX: New Year

Oops! Must have taken the wrong way to Albequerque.
Yesterday i recorded a few comedy sketches (in Portuguese) about an LGBT festival and, sadly, part 5 was misguided and by accident. The music used included Nitzachti, Diva, and some music used on news bulletins on Kyrgyz TV.
The new year is coming.
CN will premiere Mucha Lucha to our viewers. HOLY CRAP
CNR posted this video one year (or two) ago:

See what i mean? Around 1:30 in, we can see a bumper. A long one which features scenes from Mucha Lucha and Ozzy and Drix. Ozzy and Drix is still new to me, though i saw the movie (Osmosis Jones) a few years ago on one of those pay movie channels which show crappy movies.
And now, some news i forgot to post earlier:
Dino Donkey Dash is advertised on TV?!
A song by the Ice King mentioning all princesses. A Christmas song. Incluiding LSP.
WEIRD SONG NEEDED: Some guy (or girl, whatevs) singing this song:
And I (???) if i cut my hair...
who  sounds like LSP.
And finally, merman. The REAL-ISH word of the year for this single blog. The word "merman" was mentioned like, a trillion times.

weird dream 4

Some guy was naked in the backyard and thought he was a merman.

Kyrgyz cartoon and Таалимтай

What you are about to see is a weird cartoon from Kyrgyzstan. It's called "Buurchak Kati" (THERE'S NO TRANSLATION! RUNAWAY TRAIN!) and i don't get it. It's so hard to understand and it's all in Kyrgyz. Hopefully one day we will get a viewer from Kyrgyzstan and will translate everything in this post that's not in english.

I've just found some info about Kyrgyz TV recently, and when i first saw this i got hallucinated. Not literally. So we had these arabic guys in the supermarket yesterday, and  i imitated the scene 1:45 in.
I don't know their language.
Next is a show called "Таалимтай" and it appears to be a show where several kids do stuff. I found it on the official FB page of "Baldar FM".

What called my attention... but first off, let me tell you that in order to tell everybody about my discovery, let's just say that that country is poor and they don't have any money to find good music on the Internet and one of the pieces of background music appears to be a lousy instrumental version of "Hakuna Matata". What called my attention, around 2:35-2:40 in is a random kid watching Cartoon Network... watching Star Wars the Clone Wars... on... the american CN? And even though it's actually a video with a few years! Damn, you.

VBirds

What you just saw was an incomplete movie. Really.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF ALBANIAN

Filler

50/50

Used to watch this on BBC Prime (semi-RIP) in 2004-2005...

DA NEWZBOXX! - Episode 4

Hi. They gave me his wonderful Samsung tablet for Christmas. I've just downloaded a few apps... ready to download he  9GAG one.
Most of my new posts will come from this tab, from which i'm typing right now.
Also, feel free to comment any post you all forgot to comment.

Sarbatori fericite!

Merry Christmas!

Hello, everybody. Before i leave you with a neat little bit of entertainment, let's just say to all of my readers, Merry Christmas.
Yesterday, RTP 2 aired "Holidays of Future Passed" for the second time. Well...
And now, do you want to see misheard lyrics for some songs that appear on popular cartoons? In foreign languages? Here they are:
-ARABIC-
-PHINEAS AND FERB-
I just saw 2 sci-fi
Hey you're not too winner
Like, how do you have the big virus?
Wae can have 4 meat-em's
Or cottage Janine
Moo "shkeleton" have dash ooh the rose............
Ben and Therez...
Now mix a rope comed with hood or handbag
Or Matasar loves a sultan
Your thesis of Harvard may came every name (Hey!)
And you'd have a knee for Uldan.
Who saw an older flesh,
Etherial alter' set,
Why do you shit the baron? (And now, Hona!)
Bad Kanji vulture you,
You went to Fuencarral,
What about the older rest? (Faresh!)
Get a parade,
and I'll talk in Kanji
or they will have a head assault... (Hi there, Perry!)
Painted room of Bazaar of El-Naffa,
you had to had a shift,
and the core money of Bazaar of El-Naffa,
you had to had a shift.
Omi! Farash wants Fadi and you have any idea of what you Enya!
-ADVENTURE TIME-
What? Do you have Mara?
Have cat, have!
Set of silly billiard may have.
Bad Jake want Bath Finn.
You had to what to lose, you have Mara!
-HEBREW-
-DUCKY MOMO-
Double scene of dancing Momo!
Double scene of dancing Momo!
Double scene of dancing Momo!
Who can eat a pier?
Meet a meet with some layer,
Go band with bat, fan and fayer.
A hound with hime and mad banana,
Get it with Ducky Momo!
Double scene of dancind Momo!
You got knee and teeth have!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

Well, it's almost the end. The real end. The Westman will visit us.

(if this is fake, then at midnight i'm listening to Dana International's Diva)

Eurovision voting-style commentary: Rados answers a question

From CN Russia's FB page (WHEN WILL THEY MAKE A SERBIAN AUDIO TRACK?!)

Rados Koprivica Helo, I'm a viewer from Serbia where we also get this version of Russian CN. Sorry but I have to write in English. Just wanted to ask why doesn't CN Russia air all the Christmas promos like other European countries. You only air those 2 or 3 same ones every year while other countries also air red promos and a few others. Here's an example so please air those promos too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8DXAfnYJEo

Cartoon Network RU Hi Rados, we have different versions of CN for different countries... so the promos are different, too.

Rados Koprivica Hi, thanks for responding. I know but all other countries in Europe have those nice red Christmas promos/bumpers so I wish we would too. If you can contact your CN people in London who control our CN, please tell them. Happy holidays!!!

I live in Portugal. I have the same problem.

There's something weird about Regular Show in Turkey...

..they show the uncensored version! Way to go CN Turkey!
Proof:

Please comment about this piece of awesome info.

DA NEWZBOXX: December 2012

Boomerang:
Blatant lie on the face. I'm watching a 90's Scooby-Doo movie, despite my TV guide billing that "The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie" is on. Holy Crap.
Looks like we will get Tiny Toon Adventures in a near future, as the Christmas special will air on Christmas Eve.
Cartoon Network:
Starting in January, we will get Mucha Lucha. Which means that we will get crap. Utter crap.
About the Batman animated movies: We got Doctor Freeze, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker and this week: Mystery of the Batwoman. We will also get a few minutes of old Cartoon Network Dance Club.
And now, this:

Oops, that was just an excuse to put Darwin Waterman over here. Sorry.
The 7 Days of Christmas marathon begins today:
TUESDAY, THE 18TH:
16:15 Billy & Mandy Save Christmas
Christmas Special! Grim takes Billy and Mandy to the North Pole to prove that Santa is real. However, when they get there they discover that santa has been bitten by a vampire.
WEDNESDAY, THE 19TH:
16:15 Ed, Edd n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle
Ed and Edd plan to teach Eddy the true meaning of the holiday season, after he hatches a dastardly scheme to take the town's presents on Christmas Eve.
THURSDAY, THE 20TH
16:15 Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
Christmas Special: A Lost Claus.
Mac and Bloo try to prove that Santa Claus is real with a series of experiments.
FRIDAY, THE 21ST
16:15 The Amazing World of Gumball
That's the Christmas special. I guessed that it would air on Christmas Eve. No. I would go with tandem travelers trioed by a floating whale.
16:25 The Powerpuff Girls
Ice Sore - Blossom discovers that she has a new superpower: ice breath.
"Narrator: (sulkily) And wouldn’t you know, of all days, today would be the day Blossom discovers she has a new power.
(Blossom blows on the spoon and is flabbergasted to find it coated with ice when she stops.)
Narrator: Ice breath! (He shivers.)"
SATURDAY, THE 22ND
16:15 Chowder
Hay Hey It's Knishmas! It's Christmas and Chowder is worried that he won't get the gift that he wants.
Meanwhile, Mung plans to make a Schmingerbread house!
SUNDAY, THE 23RD
16:15 Ed, Edd n Eddy
Fa, La, La, La, Ed.
Ed becomes convinced that Santa Claus is watching his every move and refused to do anything naughty.
16:30 Robotboy (HOLY CRAP!)
Christmas Evil.
Kamikazi pretends to kidnap Santa to lure Tommy and Robotboy into a trap.
THE BIG DAY (MONDAY, THE 24TH)
16:15 The Powerpuff Girls
'Twas The Fight Before Christmas.
Princess tricks Santa into turning her into a Powerpuff Girl and punishing Blossom, Buttercup and Bubbles for being naughty during the year, so she can take Christmas!
Finally, some info: no Low Tidings. We only got once in June of 2011, right at the start of the month, when i first saw Gumball.
Unrelated info: Disney Channel Portugal's typical Christmas marathon of showing classic animated shorts is back, sadly in the morning (one hour from 10:00, give or take) :(
Lots of new interstitials: three commercials promoting fake Adventure Time products.
1 - A spoof hair gel based on unicorn crap. If CN had ads then it should be L'Oréal. Does Finn drinks those products?
2 - Fire! Which comes in many styles and coming in differently colored boxes.
3 - Ice cubes! Coming out of Princess Bubblegum's tears.
And these bumps featuring Santa looking at CN's "naughty list":
There's one with Ben 10 (from Omniverse), one with Finn and Jake (from AT) and one with Gumball and Darwin (from TAWOGB).
And that is all. I will leave you with a few videos:
I decided to put Gangnam Style in order to attract more viewers into my blog.

A music video from One Direction:

And something from Ashens (from 2011):

December 2012 - Weekdays - now with 12% more or less crap

WEEKDAYS:
5:00 Eliot Kid
5:45 Johnny Test
6:05 The Powerpuff Girls
6:55 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien
7:45 Courage the Cowardly Dog
8:35 Adventure Time
9:00 Regular Show
9:25 Transformers Prime
9:50 Ben 10: Omniverse
10:15 Courage the Cowardly Dog
11:05 Batman: The Brave and the Bold
11:30 Young Justice
11:55 Codename: Kids Next Door
12:45 Ben 10: Alien Force
13:35 The Powerpuff Girls
14:00 Angelo Rules
14:20 Young Justice
14:40 Hero: 108
15:00 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (On Thursdays: new episodes of Level Up)
15:25 The Amazing World of Gumball (new episodes on Wednesdats)
15:50 Johnny Test
16:15 Adventure Time
16:40 Regular Show
17:05 Green Lantern: The Animated Series
17:30 Ben 10: Omniverse
17:55 Generator Rex
18:20 Level Up
18:45 The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
19:10 Courage the Cowardly Dog
WEEKENDS:
5:00 The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
5:25 Redakai: Conquer the Kairu
5:45 The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
6:35 Scooby-Doo! - Mystery Incorporated
6:55 Level Up
7:15 Batman: The Brave and the Bold
7:35 Transformers Prime
8:00 Thundercats
8:25 Thundercats (NEW)
8:50 Regular Show
9:15 Adventure Time
9:40 The Amazing World of Gumball (repeat of Wednesday's episode on Saturday)
10:05 Johnny Test
10:30 Ben 10
11:20 The Powerpuff Girls
12:10 Green Lantern: The Animated Series
12:35 Transformers Prime
13:00 Angelo Rules
13:50 Thundercats
14:15 Generator Rex
14:40 Eliot Kid
15:30 Regular Show
16:20 Adventure Time
16:45 The Amazing World of Gumball
17:10 Johnny Test
17:35 Ben 10: Alien Force
18:25 The Powerpuff Girls
19:15 The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

I WAAAAANT IT!

Does someone have all of the Cartoonstitute episodes? Incluiding "Yes"? About a merman?
If so, send me a comment underneath.

CN Europe or Spain - NEW Christmas bumps (2012)

Our CN has just reduced the number of Christmas bumpers, eliminating around 3 or 4 leaving us with 3 bumpers. Meanwhile, in Spain, they got this:

(via tvholidays)
Meanwhile, they are crap. But one of the bumps reminded me of this:

The bumper where a snowball does a 360 spin reminded me of BBC One's effort in 2008. Great job for the BBC (even though it's a bit old).

weird dream 3

Crap, that weird dream series is starting to happen very frequently. I just had this dream where i went to a house of one of my mom's friends (i came with my mom) and i jumped to the house and what i heard was this:

YES! THE CATCHY THEME SONG FOR THE LIFE AND TIMES OF JUNIPER LEE!
When the theme song ended, i opened the door and i went down some stairs. I get in and i see a comfy living room that looks like a big library. There was a TV (it was on RTP 1, i promise) and some books.
I also listened to the hebrew theme song for Phineas and Ferb.  It was creepy on so many levels.
And there was also this part of te dream where Postopia returned. With a lot of games.
And i invented a character for Darwin the Merman: a "waterman" called Lighthouse (with such a name it looks like a Pokemon). If you want to know what a waterman is, please watch Bubble Guppies. I admit, Portugal is one of the fewest countries in the world NOT to air Bubble Guppies. I warned you. The main characters are watermen/mermen, not guppies.
And all of this happened in the same dream.
Please comment!

CN Portugal Advent Calendar - Day 11

CN Portugal Advent Calendar - Day 10

CN Portugal Advent Calendar - Day 9

CN Portugal Advent Calendar - Day 8

More help!
Before i start, CN in my country finally put their own Christmas look since yesterday. And a big retailer was selling Punch Time Explosion XL for the Wii. I didn't buy it. Wonderful.
Now, to start with, do you remember this?:

This british spoof commercial was actually shown from the year of my birth (1998) and it lasted a few more years. Proof?
Around 2002-2003; the british CN website had some microsite related to Skatoony with a quiz-like game. This video was present between two rounds, and that's not it.
It altered with another ad (this time animated in Flash) for the fake Wazco Corporation, with two people talking on what appears to be a weird background. Possibly in the middle of the Old West.
If you ACTUALLY remember seeing that on CN UK's website, just send a comment below.

CN Portugal Advent Calendar - Day 7

CN Portugal Advent Calendar - Day 6

A dickie?

CN Portugal Advent Calendar - Day 5

Let's go to an alternate dimension!
Here's something random:

CN Portugal Advent Calendar: Day 4

What can I put tomorrow?
CN Poland schedule or CN RSEE schedule?
Please comment.

Advent Calendar Extra: for the second year running...

Is it me or are they are actually sponsoring Hotel Transylvania by accident? In December?
The 7 Days of Christmas marathon will return. More details and some news about Low Tidings soon-ish.
I miss Flapjack and Foster's Home... stupid Cartoon Network

CN Portugal Advent Calendar: Day 3

You guys wanted more Robot Jones?

Asian news

Some news from Asia and the Pacific.
TODAY I DISCOVERED that Boomerang in SE Asia was replaced with Toonami. They have Ben 10 and Generator Rex - actually a perfect fit because CN is becoming shit in those countries. Cartoonito is coming soon.
But meanwhile in Australia, Boomerang adopted the european look. Holy shit.

CN Portugal Advent Calendar - Day 2

An episode of "Whatever Happened to Robot Jones". I've already posted Politics in August.

CN Portugal Advent Calendar - Day 1

Hi. A little too late. But i'm OK. Thanks to you!
Today, we begin with some help: do you have pictures of pre-2006 Cartoon Network Europe web pages? cartoonnetwork.nu? cartoonnetwork.co.uk? cartoonnetwork.es? I've been checking some sites and they only have from after 2006. But they saved cartoonnetworkeurope.com's first look and also cartoonnetworkhq.net's first look when it was actually a page that took you to CN websites from around the world. If so, i still have fear of that page that popped up before the actual pop up that contained the Cartoon Network website. The one that had the CN logo surrounded by signs. Oh, and don't forget not to put links on Internet Archive. Just put them on Toonzone or something.

The only songs you need for a cold, rainy Fall day in your own bedroom, while you listen to the rain outside and it's actually 10pm and you start thinking on Sonic Advance 3 mixed with mermen

(please go to 7:49 to listen to a song about mermen)

DA NEWZBOXX! - November 2012

Welcome back to DA NEWZBOXX - some CN news collected over the fast few days while watching CN.
GENERAL:
Time changed from Western American Time to Western European Time.  Stupid laziness.
Interesting Links: a new menu taking you to some CN websites i strongly recommend.
Logo: a speaker with a speech bubble coming out of it, with "DA NEWZ BOXX" written in LED letters.
MAIN NEWS:
Yet another Batman movie marathon is coming to CN. Boring.
Season 2 of The Amazing World of Gumball is coming to Cartoon Network HQ.
I found this on 9GAG:

Generator Rex merchandise

Found it at wowzat.tv:
T-Shirts:



Pajamas:

Hoodies:

Hats n' Caps:

Backpack:

and a notebook:

please comment!

Cartoon Network Spain (CARTOONNETWORK.ES) - Novermber 2012 Weekdays/Weekends

WEEKDAYS:
4:50 Commander Clark
5:35 Angelo Rules
7:20 Shin-Chan
8:10 Regular Show
8:25 Space Goofs
8:40 The Amazing World of Gumball
9:05 Doraemon
9:55 The Amazing World of Gumball
10:20 Scooby-Doo!: Mystery Incorporated
10:50 The Looney Tunres Show
11:20 Adventure Time
12:10 Shin-Chan
13:00 Doraemon
13:15 Monster High
13:25 Doraemon
13:50 Johnny Test
14:20 Adventure Time
14:45 The Amazing World of Gumball
15:00 Space Goofs
15:15 Shin-Chan
15:40 Adventure Time
15:55 Space Goofs
16:05 Level Up
16:35 Shin-Chan
17:00 Scooby-Doo!: Mystery Incorporated
17:25 Johnny Test
17:55 The Amazing World of Gumball
18:45 The Looney Tunes Show
19:15 Adventure Time
19:30 Space Goofs
19:40 Regular Show
20:05 The Amazing World of Gumball
20:55 Shin-Chan
21:15 Space Goofs
21:25 Shin-Chan
21:50 The Looney Tunes Show
22:15 Doraemon
23:05 Regular Show
23:30 Shin-Chan
0:15 The Amazing World of Gumball
0:35 Adventure Time
1:00 The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
1:20 Angelo Rules
2:10 Manderine et Cow
2:30 Commander Clark
3:20 Angelo Rules
4:05 Mandarine et Cow
WEEKENDS:
4:50 Mandarine et Cow
5:35 Commander Clark
6:00 Angelo Rules
6:25 Commander Clark
6:45 Angelo Rules
7:35 Tom and Jerry
8:00 The Looney Tunes Show
8:25 Doraemon
8:50 Gormiti: Nature Unleashed
9:15 Johnny Test
9:40 Ben 10: Omniverse
10:10 Shin-Chan
10:20 Space Goofs (?!)
10:35 The Amazing World of Gumball
11:05 Adventure Time
11:30 Regular Show
11:45 Space Goofs
11:55 Regular Show
12:25 Shin-Chan
13:10 The Amazing World of Gumball
15:05 A movie, followed by Scooby-Doo!: Mystery Incorporated
17:20 Johnny Test
18:10 Adventure Time
18:55 Regular Show
19:45 Shin-Chan
21:25 The Amazing World of Gumball
22:00 Space Goofs
22:15 Adventure Time
23:05 Regular Show
23:55 Shin-Chan
0:40 Adventure Time...
...aaaaand well, that's about it. CN Spain is one of the worst CNs in the world!
CN Spain repeats some shows over and over and over again...
(actually Space Goofs is a spanish animated series called "Monetes del Espacio". My oopsie again.)

Full November Schedules

WEEKDAYS:
5:00 Eliot Kid
5:45 Johnny Test
6:05 The Powerpuff Girls
6:55 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien
7:45 Courage the Cowardly Dog
8:35 The Grim Adventutres
9:25 Generator Rex
9:50 Bakugan: Mechtanium Surge
10:15 The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
11:05 Batman: The Brave and the Bold
11:30 Young Justice
11:55 Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
12:45 Ben 10: Alien Force
13:35 The Powerpuff Girls
14:00 Angelo Rules
14:20 Young Justice
14:40 Hero: 108
15:00 Mondays: Ben 10 Omniverse; Tuesdays to Fridays: Ben 10
15:25 The Amazing World of Gumball
15:50 Johnny Test
16:15 Adventure Time
16:40 Regular Show
17:05 Green Lantern: The Animated Series
17:30 Ben 10
17:55 Generator Rex
18:20 Level Up
18:45 The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
19:10 Courage the Cowardly Dog
WEEKENDS:
5:00 The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
5:25 Redakai: Conquer the Kairu
5:45 The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
6:35 Scooby-Doo! - Mystery Incorporated
6:55 Level Up
7:15 Batman: The Brave and the Bold
7:35 Transformers Prime
8:00 Saturdays: Ben 10 Omniverse (NEW); Sundays: Thundercats
8:25 Thundercats
8:50 Regular Show
9:15 Adventure Time
9:40 The Amazing World of Gumball
10:05 Johnny Test
10:30 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien
11:20 The Powerpuff Girls
12:10 Green Lantern: The Animated Series
12:35 Transformers Prime
13:00 Angelo Rules
13:50 Ben 10 Omniverse
14:15 Generator Rex
14:40 Eliot Kid
15:30 Regular Show
16:20 Adventure Time
16:45 The Amazing World of Gumball
17:10 Johnny Test
17:35 Ben 10: Alien Force
18:25 The Powerpuff Girls
19:15 The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
NEWS THAT I FORGOT:
Flapjack Sundays - for two weeks, we got episodes of Flapjack from 11:00 to 20:00.
Regular Friendship Time - Regular Show and Adventure Time marathon, currently airing.

WEEKDAYS:
4:30 Bananas in Pajamas
4:45 Gerald McBoing Boing
5:10 Baby Looney Tunes
5:35 Ha Ha Hairies
5:50 Jelly Jamm
6:05 Puppy in my Pocket
6:30 The Garfield Show
6:55 Taz-Mania
7:20 Pink Panther & Pals
7:45 Dastardly and Muttley
8:10 Tom and Jerry
8:35 Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (or the Scooby-Doo Show)
9:00 Looney Tunes
9:25 Duck Dodgers
9:50 Dexter's Laboratory
10:00 Jelly Jamm
10:15 Baby Looney Tunes
10:40 Ha Ha Hairies
10:55 Gerald McBoing Boing
11:20 Bananas in Pajamas
11:35 The Flintstones
12:00 Popeye
12:25 Top Cat
12:50 The Garfield Show
13:15 Pink Panther and Pals
13:40 The Moomins
14:05 Tom and Jerry Tales
14:30 Taz-Mania
14:55 Looney Tunes
15:05 Pink Panther & Pals
15:30 The Garfield Show
15:55 Johnny Bravo
16:20 What's New, Scooby-Doo?
16:45 Dexter's Laboratory
17:00 Jelly Jamm
17:15 Baby Looney Tunes
17:40 Ha Ha Hairies
17:55 Gerald McBoing Boing
18:20 Bananas in Pajamas (except on thursdays, when Cartoonito Tales is on)
18:35 The Moomins
19:00 What's New, Scooby-Doo?
19:25 The Garfield Show
19:50 Taz-Mania
20:15 Dexter's Laboratory
20:40 Dastardly and Muttley
21:05 Popeye
21:20 The Jetsons
21:45 Duck Dodgers
22:10 Puppy in my Pocket
22:35 Tom and Jerry Kids
23:00 Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!
23:25 The Flintstones
23:50 Pink Panther & Pals
0:15 Looney Tunes (or The Looney Tunes Show)
0:40 Help! It's the Hair Bear Bunch!
1:00 Dexter's Laboratory
1:25 Tom and Jerry
1:50 Looney Tunes
2:15 The Scooby-Doo Show
2:40 Johnny Bravo
3:00 The Flintstones
3:25 The Jetsons
3:50 Wacky Races
4:00 Hanna Barbera's New Yogi Bear Show
4:15 The Garfield Show
WEEKENDS:
4:00 Dexter's Laboratory
4:15 Johnny Bravo
4:35 The Addams Family
5:00 Bananas in Pajamas
5:25 Jelly Jamm
5:50 Baby Looney Tunes
6:15 Gerald McBoing Boing
6:40 Saturdays: Cartoonito Tales; Sundays: Ha Ha Hairies
6:55 The Moomins
7:20 The Looney Tunes Show
7:40 Taz-Mania
8:05 What's New, Scooby-Doo?
8:30 Tom and Jerry Tales
8:55 Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
9:20 Wacky Races
9:30-11:00 Schedule differs:
Saturdays:
9:30 Puppy in my Pocket
9:55 The Moomins
10:20 Pink Panther & Pals
10:45 The Garfield Show
Sundays:
9:30 The New Scooby-Doo Movies
11:00 Wacky Races
11:10 Tom and Jerry
11:35 Dastardly and Muttley
12:00 The Addams Family
12:25 Looney Tunes
12:50 The Garfield Show
13:05 Dexter's Laboratory
13:30 Johnny Bravo
13:55 Pink Panther & Pals
14:20 Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!
14:45 Hanna Barbera's New Yogi Bear Show
15:00 Tom and Jerry
15:25 Looney Tunes
15:50 Dexter's Laboratory
16:05 Taz-Mania
16:30-18:10 Schedule differs:
Saturdays:
16:30 The New Scooby-Doo Movies
18:00 Wacky Races
Sundays:
16:30 The Addams Family
16:55 Pink Panther & Pals
17:20 The Scooby-Doo Show
17:45 The Flintstones
18:10 Tom and Jerry Tales
19:00 Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
19:25 What's New, Scooby-Doo?
19:50 The Garfield Show
20:15 Johnny Bravo
20:40 Dexter's Laboratory
21:05 Popeye
21:20 The Addams Family
21:45 Duck Dodgers
22:10 Puppy in my Pocket
22:35 Tom and Jerry Kids
23:00 Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!
23:25 The Flintstones
23:50 Pink Panther & Pals
0:15 Looney Tunes (or The Looney Tunes Show)
0:40 Help! It's the Hair Bear Bunch!
1:00 Dexter's Laboratory
1:25 Tom and Jerry
1:50 Looney Tunes
2:15 The Scooby-Doo Show
2:40 Johnny Bravo
3:00 The Flintstones
3:25 The Jetsons
3:50 Wacky Races

LE OMG! 2000 VIEWS!

Now, my blog is more popular than all my other crappy blogs. Most of my viewers from the past days come from the States.

Yet another filler

This will be the musical base for the theme song for Darwin the Merman

The Aazing World of Gumball - Spain

Gloria's House

My new addiction. I want Gloria's House on Cartoonito Portugal!

Here's an episode in Hebrew (if you want to know how an episode looked like):

PS: i like Elrom's logo at the end and Logic Channel's graphics in the end credits (the cute worm saying hi). I like the theme song.

Pork Jam (111TH POST!!!)

Well, it's the 111th post on this blog. And to celebrate, here's a classic CN Groovie which was the only Groovie to air in Portugal. Enjoy :)

(i will soon add the lyrics)

another weird dream (3!)

A few hours ago, i had another weird dream. RTP2 (a portuguese national channel) was airing Generator Rex. It was 8 pm. In summer. I was eating a wafer and saying:
"NOW THAT RTP2 IS AIRING GENERATOR REX, WE WILL MAKE CARTOON NETWORK PORTUGAL POSSIBLE".
Or maybe not.

An amusing idea for a show (MOAR DETAILZ!!!)...

Stranger: Hey

You: Hi

You: I'm making something

You: but first, who are you?

Stranger: What u making?

Stranger: Calen

Stranger: ASL?

You: Age 14, male from Portugal

You: And you?

Stranger: 16M US

You: I'm making a CN show called Darwin the Merman

Stranger: Thats tight!

You: yeah

Stranger: What it about?

You: It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman.

Stranger: lol

You: YEAHS

Stranger: well ill see u later

You: But i need to take the idea to someone on Deviantart

Stranger: Lets hear it

You: and Somvilay Xayaphone would be one of the animators

You: But i'm unsure about it. Let's just say that i will be undecided between Thurop Van Orman and Thurop Van Orman.

You: Flapjack was cancelled two years ago.

You: *canceled.

Stranger: You spelled it right

Stranger: Dosent seem that long ago

You: with one e or two e's?

Stranger: Cancelled

You: Darwin the Merman will launch a new "underwater teen mermaid" concept. Robbed from other animated series whose names i can't reveal and are not shown on Cartoon Network.

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You: Hi!

Stranger: Hey!

You: I'm making a show

You: on Cartoon Network

You: called Darwin the Merman

Stranger: Darwin the Merman.

Stranger: Sounds epic.

You: Yes.

You: Sounds epic.

Stranger: I'm sure it'll be epic.

You: Me too.

You: Let me copy a description for you: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

Stranger: I thought the Watermans were from Gumball?

You: No.

You: The Wattersons are from Gumball.

Stranger: Ah.

You: Yes.

You: It will be animated by Thurop van Orman and one of the animators will be Somvilay Xayaphone. A homage to Flapjack.

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You: Hi!

You: I'm making a show on Cartoon Network

Stranger: Hii how are u? C:

You: called Darwin the Merman. And yes, i'm fine :D

Stranger: Kooooool

You: It sounds epic.

You: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

You: Sounds epic.

Stranger: Yesh...

You: And it will have tons of merchandise...

You: there will be Darwin the Merman happy meals

You: and toys, t-shirts, more toys,

Stranger: Im a poor person -_-

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You: Hi!

You: I'm making a show on Cartoon Network

You: called Darwin the Merman

Stranger: That sounds nice!

You: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

You: Sounds epic.

You: So, how do you feel?

Stranger: That sounds pretty good, man.

You: YEAH

You: IT SOUNDS EPIC

You: there will be Darwin the Merman happy meals

Stranger: YES

You: and toys,t-shirts, more toys...

Stranger: I will buy one, just for you.

You: But you will wait a year or two.

You: One of the animators will be Somvilay Xayaphone. In homage to Flapjack, it will be made by...
THUROP VAN ORMAN!

Stranger: I'm okay with this

You: YEAH

Stranger: I LOVE FLAPJACK UGH

You: The music used on Flapjack looks like folkloric music from an Eastern European country.

You: sounds like, sorry

Stranger: Yeeees

You: Darwin the Merman: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

Stranger: You've said.

You: Yes

You: Now, many kids will watch "mermaid teen shows" next to Adventure Time and Regular Show

You: Darwin the Merman will be epic

Stranger: This is very exciting

You: And the "merman song" from the last episode of Flapjack (instrumental, of course) will be used as background music sometimes

Stranger: THIS SOUNDS GREAT

You: SOUNDS EPIC

Stranger: YES??

You: And it will also make lots of merchandise (as stated above)

You: and will make one of the world's smallest amusement parks...

You: Darwin the Merman Land!

You: And some cereal with a random name, named after a fake cereal which will appear in an episode

Stranger: This is very excitibg

Stranger: exciting

You: YES!

You: and will make an internet meme:
Patrick McPatrick

Stranger: YAYUS

You: YAYUS!

Stranger: C:

You: YES

You: It will be so epic!

Stranger: I'm very excited for this ok

You: YES

You: me too!

Stranger: :3

You: :D

You: And some version of Gangman Style "Darwin Style"

You: but i have to go now

You: BUHBYE!

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You: Hi!

Stranger: Hiiiiiii

You: I'm making a Fish Hooks-like show on Cartoon Network called Darwin the Merman

Stranger: Koooool

You: yes

You: I'll add some details:

Stranger: Ok

You: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

You: Do you like it?

Stranger: Yesh

You: I'm also liking my idea.

Stranger: Koool :)

You: In two years, Darwin the Merman will be screened to children worldwide

Stranger: Goood for u :)

You: And think of the money CN will make in a few years with Darwin the Merman merchandise

You: There will be Darwin the Merman happy meals

Stranger: Ok...

You: and more stuff, like toys, t-shirts, more toys...

Stranger: Ok

You: and one of the world's smallest amusement parks: Darwin the Merman Land!

You: There used to be an artist on DeviantArt (kmy1205) who made Darwin's prototype (Merman Flounder) and now she deactivated her account. Darwin is shirtless.

Stranger: Ok....

You: And it's impossible to copy an image so...

You: i will do my best.

Stranger: Ok

You: So, how's he like;

You: He's got yellow/blue/yellow/blue/yellow striped hair glued to a yellow bit, blue eyes, a bluish-gray tail and the bottom of Darwin's tail is blue/yellow/blue/yello/blue

You: He has an older brother named Kevin and a sister named Bea

Stranger: Kooool

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THE FOLLOWING IS NSFW

You: Hi!

Stranger: hey

You: I'm making a Fish Hooks-type show on Cartoon Network

You: called Darwin the Merman

You: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

You: Do you like my idea?

You: I SAID, DO YOU LIKE MY IDEA?

You: ?

Stranger: yea

You: Wow, i was actually waiting a bit more.

Stranger: im srry facebook

Stranger: asl

You: Darwin has an older brother (Kevin) and a sister (Bea)

You: male, 14 from portugal

You: and you?

Stranger: brb

You: wait!
where are you from?

Stranger: im from

Stranger: new york

You: WOW

Stranger: ikr

You: what's IKR?

Stranger: wait yuh rlly like disney

Stranger: nd yuh 14

You: I like Disney Channel and Cartoon Network

Stranger: it meens i lnow rite

Stranger: i meen i know rite

You: I KNOW RIGHT! HA

You: Darwin the Merman will be like Fish Hooks, only with mermaids

Stranger: mmhhmm

Stranger: yuh sure yuh 14

Stranger: cuz if yuh 14

You: i'm shure

You: *sure

Stranger: u would noe wat ikr meens

Stranger: kk

You: i know right

Stranger: srry

Stranger: just checkin

Stranger: nd imma female

Stranger: in new york

You: There will be a lot of Darwin the Merman merchandise

You: There will be Darwin the Merman happy meals

You: and toys, t-shirts, more toys

Stranger: kk

You: and Darwin the Merman Land, a very small amusement park

Stranger: gtg bye bitch bich asshole mutha fucker imma fuck yuh

Stranger: up

Stranger: bitch

You: WTF?! ARE YOU INSULTING E?

You: *ME?

Stranger: yea bitch

You: OOPS

Stranger: ass fuck wite bitch

Stranger: yuh aint noe 14

You: BUT I'M 14

Stranger: lieins muthafucka

Stranger: no

Stranger: yuh

Stranger: not asswhite

You: *facepalm*

Stranger: yuh not ass being 14 shit self

Stranger: shittty man

Stranger: kizz mi ass

You: U R LYING

Stranger: foh a living

You: (Darwin Waterman) AAAAHHHH!!!
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You: Hi!

Stranger: hey

You: where are you from?

Stranger: whats ur fav cartoon!?

Stranger: USA :P

You: Ed, Edd n Eddy
I'm from Portugal

Stranger: portugal...

Stranger: (Is that in Europe?)

You: But my country's CN (in english, sadly...) no longer airs it... i have to wait a few more months
And by the way, it's in Europe, next to Spain.

You: I'm making a show

You: called Darwin the Merman

You: It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and his sister Bea Waterman.

Stranger: how old are u? :o

You: 14

Stranger: and you are already working on a show?!

You: well, i live in Portugal but to make the show i need to go to Thurop Van Orman's page on DeviantART, and i need a DeviantART account, in order to make it

Stranger: wow

You: and one of the animators will be Somvilay Xayaphone

Stranger: i have no clue who that is sorry :(

You: I also like Flapjack, and one of the animators was Somvilay Xayaphone

Stranger: alright... well i hope your show is awesome :)

You: yes

You: Darwin the Merman will be awesome

Stranger: :) good! Is it kinda going to be like spongebob? :o

You: more like fish hooks
If you want to see anything about Fish Hooks please go to the net

Stranger: ah alright i know what you mean :)

You: Milo = Darwin
Oscar = Kevin

You: Bea = Bea

Stranger: haha alright

You: yes

Stranger: I'll have to watch fish hooks more often because i have no clue who those are haha

You: It's my project

Stranger: awesome :)

Stranger: Portuguese people are awesome! haha

You: That's why we have good comedians
and R-rated talk-shows with comedians

Stranger: XD

You: XD

Stranger: wow hahaha

You: There will be Darwin the Merman happy meals

Stranger: :P

You: and toys, t-shirts, more toys...

Stranger: I'll buy some :)

You: But you have to wait some timw

You: *time

Stranger: what is your name? :)

You: ?
i can not reveal until my professional career as a comedian

You: and i will make Cartoon Network Portugal

Stranger: :'(

You: i will dub Darwin on my show
on the portuguese dub
of Portugal, of course!

Stranger: I'm Katie :)

You: WOW

Stranger: nice to meet you future rich guy :)

You: WAIT FOR A YEAR OR TWO!

Stranger: its not like you're gonna wanna keep in touch with me :(

You: because i need a deciantart account

You: *deviantart

Stranger: what does that even mean??

You: you can post art

Stranger: oh ok

You: Darwin the Merman originated as Merman Flounder by kmy1205 but now he deactivated her account :'(
The only difference from Merman Flounder is that Darwin is shirtless

Stranger: XD

Stranger: thats cute :3

You: so cute XD

Stranger: shitless guys are good

Stranger: as long as theyre fit :)

You: NOW, i'm waiting for a chat on deviantart

Stranger: okay :)

Stranger: well i gtg

Stranger: :(

You: but that's tomorrow

You: :)

Stranger: nice meeting you

You: BYE!

Stranger: bye :)

Stranger: and good luck!

Filler

Omegle Masters - Episode 2

Complete the following lyric: "Gitchee Gitchee Goo means..."

Stranger 1: I love you

Stranger 2 has disconnected

You: Hi!

Stranger: hey

You: how r u

Stranger: good you?

You: yeah

You: I'm Darwin.

Stranger: asl>

You: Darwin Waterman - a merman

Stranger: no really

You: yeah

Stranger: what a coincedence

Stranger: im a mermaid

Stranger: named clara

You: U R NOT BEA MAH SISTER

Stranger: what?

You: My sis is called Bea

Stranger: and?

Stranger: is she also a mermaid?

You: yes
i have an older brother named Kevin

Stranger: i have a younger brother called nick

You: wtf?! get out

You: sorry

Stranger: haahhaah whats wrong?

You: i'm hallucinating

Stranger: are you high?

You: no

Stranger: ok thats good

You: yeah

Stranger: im bored

You: WHY?

Stranger: cuz i hate homework

You: my kind of mermen don't go to school

Stranger: i'm being serious

You: yeah

You: are you eating something?