The only songs you need for a cold, rainy Fall day in your own bedroom, while you listen to the rain outside and it's actually 10pm and you start thinking on Sonic Advance 3 mixed with mermen

(please go to 7:49 to listen to a song about mermen)

DA NEWZBOXX! - November 2012

Welcome back to DA NEWZBOXX - some CN news collected over the fast few days while watching CN.
GENERAL:
Time changed from Western American Time to Western European Time.  Stupid laziness.
Interesting Links: a new menu taking you to some CN websites i strongly recommend.
Logo: a speaker with a speech bubble coming out of it, with "DA NEWZ BOXX" written in LED letters.
MAIN NEWS:
Yet another Batman movie marathon is coming to CN. Boring.
Season 2 of The Amazing World of Gumball is coming to Cartoon Network HQ.
I found this on 9GAG:

Generator Rex merchandise

Found it at wowzat.tv:
T-Shirts:



Pajamas:

Hoodies:

Hats n' Caps:

Backpack:

and a notebook:

please comment!

Cartoon Network Spain (CARTOONNETWORK.ES) - Novermber 2012 Weekdays/Weekends

WEEKDAYS:
4:50 Commander Clark
5:35 Angelo Rules
7:20 Shin-Chan
8:10 Regular Show
8:25 Space Goofs
8:40 The Amazing World of Gumball
9:05 Doraemon
9:55 The Amazing World of Gumball
10:20 Scooby-Doo!: Mystery Incorporated
10:50 The Looney Tunres Show
11:20 Adventure Time
12:10 Shin-Chan
13:00 Doraemon
13:15 Monster High
13:25 Doraemon
13:50 Johnny Test
14:20 Adventure Time
14:45 The Amazing World of Gumball
15:00 Space Goofs
15:15 Shin-Chan
15:40 Adventure Time
15:55 Space Goofs
16:05 Level Up
16:35 Shin-Chan
17:00 Scooby-Doo!: Mystery Incorporated
17:25 Johnny Test
17:55 The Amazing World of Gumball
18:45 The Looney Tunes Show
19:15 Adventure Time
19:30 Space Goofs
19:40 Regular Show
20:05 The Amazing World of Gumball
20:55 Shin-Chan
21:15 Space Goofs
21:25 Shin-Chan
21:50 The Looney Tunes Show
22:15 Doraemon
23:05 Regular Show
23:30 Shin-Chan
0:15 The Amazing World of Gumball
0:35 Adventure Time
1:00 The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
1:20 Angelo Rules
2:10 Manderine et Cow
2:30 Commander Clark
3:20 Angelo Rules
4:05 Mandarine et Cow
WEEKENDS:
4:50 Mandarine et Cow
5:35 Commander Clark
6:00 Angelo Rules
6:25 Commander Clark
6:45 Angelo Rules
7:35 Tom and Jerry
8:00 The Looney Tunes Show
8:25 Doraemon
8:50 Gormiti: Nature Unleashed
9:15 Johnny Test
9:40 Ben 10: Omniverse
10:10 Shin-Chan
10:20 Space Goofs (?!)
10:35 The Amazing World of Gumball
11:05 Adventure Time
11:30 Regular Show
11:45 Space Goofs
11:55 Regular Show
12:25 Shin-Chan
13:10 The Amazing World of Gumball
15:05 A movie, followed by Scooby-Doo!: Mystery Incorporated
17:20 Johnny Test
18:10 Adventure Time
18:55 Regular Show
19:45 Shin-Chan
21:25 The Amazing World of Gumball
22:00 Space Goofs
22:15 Adventure Time
23:05 Regular Show
23:55 Shin-Chan
0:40 Adventure Time...
...aaaaand well, that's about it. CN Spain is one of the worst CNs in the world!
CN Spain repeats some shows over and over and over again...
(actually Space Goofs is a spanish animated series called "Monetes del Espacio". My oopsie again.)

Full November Schedules

WEEKDAYS:
5:00 Eliot Kid
5:45 Johnny Test
6:05 The Powerpuff Girls
6:55 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien
7:45 Courage the Cowardly Dog
8:35 The Grim Adventutres
9:25 Generator Rex
9:50 Bakugan: Mechtanium Surge
10:15 The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
11:05 Batman: The Brave and the Bold
11:30 Young Justice
11:55 Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
12:45 Ben 10: Alien Force
13:35 The Powerpuff Girls
14:00 Angelo Rules
14:20 Young Justice
14:40 Hero: 108
15:00 Mondays: Ben 10 Omniverse; Tuesdays to Fridays: Ben 10
15:25 The Amazing World of Gumball
15:50 Johnny Test
16:15 Adventure Time
16:40 Regular Show
17:05 Green Lantern: The Animated Series
17:30 Ben 10
17:55 Generator Rex
18:20 Level Up
18:45 The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
19:10 Courage the Cowardly Dog
WEEKENDS:
5:00 The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
5:25 Redakai: Conquer the Kairu
5:45 The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
6:35 Scooby-Doo! - Mystery Incorporated
6:55 Level Up
7:15 Batman: The Brave and the Bold
7:35 Transformers Prime
8:00 Saturdays: Ben 10 Omniverse (NEW); Sundays: Thundercats
8:25 Thundercats
8:50 Regular Show
9:15 Adventure Time
9:40 The Amazing World of Gumball
10:05 Johnny Test
10:30 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien
11:20 The Powerpuff Girls
12:10 Green Lantern: The Animated Series
12:35 Transformers Prime
13:00 Angelo Rules
13:50 Ben 10 Omniverse
14:15 Generator Rex
14:40 Eliot Kid
15:30 Regular Show
16:20 Adventure Time
16:45 The Amazing World of Gumball
17:10 Johnny Test
17:35 Ben 10: Alien Force
18:25 The Powerpuff Girls
19:15 The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
NEWS THAT I FORGOT:
Flapjack Sundays - for two weeks, we got episodes of Flapjack from 11:00 to 20:00.
Regular Friendship Time - Regular Show and Adventure Time marathon, currently airing.

WEEKDAYS:
4:30 Bananas in Pajamas
4:45 Gerald McBoing Boing
5:10 Baby Looney Tunes
5:35 Ha Ha Hairies
5:50 Jelly Jamm
6:05 Puppy in my Pocket
6:30 The Garfield Show
6:55 Taz-Mania
7:20 Pink Panther & Pals
7:45 Dastardly and Muttley
8:10 Tom and Jerry
8:35 Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (or the Scooby-Doo Show)
9:00 Looney Tunes
9:25 Duck Dodgers
9:50 Dexter's Laboratory
10:00 Jelly Jamm
10:15 Baby Looney Tunes
10:40 Ha Ha Hairies
10:55 Gerald McBoing Boing
11:20 Bananas in Pajamas
11:35 The Flintstones
12:00 Popeye
12:25 Top Cat
12:50 The Garfield Show
13:15 Pink Panther and Pals
13:40 The Moomins
14:05 Tom and Jerry Tales
14:30 Taz-Mania
14:55 Looney Tunes
15:05 Pink Panther & Pals
15:30 The Garfield Show
15:55 Johnny Bravo
16:20 What's New, Scooby-Doo?
16:45 Dexter's Laboratory
17:00 Jelly Jamm
17:15 Baby Looney Tunes
17:40 Ha Ha Hairies
17:55 Gerald McBoing Boing
18:20 Bananas in Pajamas (except on thursdays, when Cartoonito Tales is on)
18:35 The Moomins
19:00 What's New, Scooby-Doo?
19:25 The Garfield Show
19:50 Taz-Mania
20:15 Dexter's Laboratory
20:40 Dastardly and Muttley
21:05 Popeye
21:20 The Jetsons
21:45 Duck Dodgers
22:10 Puppy in my Pocket
22:35 Tom and Jerry Kids
23:00 Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!
23:25 The Flintstones
23:50 Pink Panther & Pals
0:15 Looney Tunes (or The Looney Tunes Show)
0:40 Help! It's the Hair Bear Bunch!
1:00 Dexter's Laboratory
1:25 Tom and Jerry
1:50 Looney Tunes
2:15 The Scooby-Doo Show
2:40 Johnny Bravo
3:00 The Flintstones
3:25 The Jetsons
3:50 Wacky Races
4:00 Hanna Barbera's New Yogi Bear Show
4:15 The Garfield Show
WEEKENDS:
4:00 Dexter's Laboratory
4:15 Johnny Bravo
4:35 The Addams Family
5:00 Bananas in Pajamas
5:25 Jelly Jamm
5:50 Baby Looney Tunes
6:15 Gerald McBoing Boing
6:40 Saturdays: Cartoonito Tales; Sundays: Ha Ha Hairies
6:55 The Moomins
7:20 The Looney Tunes Show
7:40 Taz-Mania
8:05 What's New, Scooby-Doo?
8:30 Tom and Jerry Tales
8:55 Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
9:20 Wacky Races
9:30-11:00 Schedule differs:
Saturdays:
9:30 Puppy in my Pocket
9:55 The Moomins
10:20 Pink Panther & Pals
10:45 The Garfield Show
Sundays:
9:30 The New Scooby-Doo Movies
11:00 Wacky Races
11:10 Tom and Jerry
11:35 Dastardly and Muttley
12:00 The Addams Family
12:25 Looney Tunes
12:50 The Garfield Show
13:05 Dexter's Laboratory
13:30 Johnny Bravo
13:55 Pink Panther & Pals
14:20 Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!
14:45 Hanna Barbera's New Yogi Bear Show
15:00 Tom and Jerry
15:25 Looney Tunes
15:50 Dexter's Laboratory
16:05 Taz-Mania
16:30-18:10 Schedule differs:
Saturdays:
16:30 The New Scooby-Doo Movies
18:00 Wacky Races
Sundays:
16:30 The Addams Family
16:55 Pink Panther & Pals
17:20 The Scooby-Doo Show
17:45 The Flintstones
18:10 Tom and Jerry Tales
19:00 Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
19:25 What's New, Scooby-Doo?
19:50 The Garfield Show
20:15 Johnny Bravo
20:40 Dexter's Laboratory
21:05 Popeye
21:20 The Addams Family
21:45 Duck Dodgers
22:10 Puppy in my Pocket
22:35 Tom and Jerry Kids
23:00 Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!
23:25 The Flintstones
23:50 Pink Panther & Pals
0:15 Looney Tunes (or The Looney Tunes Show)
0:40 Help! It's the Hair Bear Bunch!
1:00 Dexter's Laboratory
1:25 Tom and Jerry
1:50 Looney Tunes
2:15 The Scooby-Doo Show
2:40 Johnny Bravo
3:00 The Flintstones
3:25 The Jetsons
3:50 Wacky Races

LE OMG! 2000 VIEWS!

Now, my blog is more popular than all my other crappy blogs. Most of my viewers from the past days come from the States.

Yet another filler

This will be the musical base for the theme song for Darwin the Merman

The Aazing World of Gumball - Spain

Gloria's House

My new addiction. I want Gloria's House on Cartoonito Portugal!

Here's an episode in Hebrew (if you want to know how an episode looked like):

PS: i like Elrom's logo at the end and Logic Channel's graphics in the end credits (the cute worm saying hi). I like the theme song.

Pork Jam (111TH POST!!!)

Well, it's the 111th post on this blog. And to celebrate, here's a classic CN Groovie which was the only Groovie to air in Portugal. Enjoy :)

(i will soon add the lyrics)

another weird dream (3!)

A few hours ago, i had another weird dream. RTP2 (a portuguese national channel) was airing Generator Rex. It was 8 pm. In summer. I was eating a wafer and saying:
"NOW THAT RTP2 IS AIRING GENERATOR REX, WE WILL MAKE CARTOON NETWORK PORTUGAL POSSIBLE".
Or maybe not.

An amusing idea for a show (MOAR DETAILZ!!!)...

Stranger: Hey

You: Hi

You: I'm making something

You: but first, who are you?

Stranger: What u making?

Stranger: Calen

Stranger: ASL?

You: Age 14, male from Portugal

You: And you?

Stranger: 16M US

You: I'm making a CN show called Darwin the Merman

Stranger: Thats tight!

You: yeah

Stranger: What it about?

You: It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman.

Stranger: lol

You: YEAHS

Stranger: well ill see u later

You: But i need to take the idea to someone on Deviantart

Stranger: Lets hear it

You: and Somvilay Xayaphone would be one of the animators

You: But i'm unsure about it. Let's just say that i will be undecided between Thurop Van Orman and Thurop Van Orman.

You: Flapjack was cancelled two years ago.

You: *canceled.

Stranger: You spelled it right

Stranger: Dosent seem that long ago

You: with one e or two e's?

Stranger: Cancelled

You: Darwin the Merman will launch a new "underwater teen mermaid" concept. Robbed from other animated series whose names i can't reveal and are not shown on Cartoon Network.

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You: Hi!

Stranger: Hey!

You: I'm making a show

You: on Cartoon Network

You: called Darwin the Merman

Stranger: Darwin the Merman.

Stranger: Sounds epic.

You: Yes.

You: Sounds epic.

Stranger: I'm sure it'll be epic.

You: Me too.

You: Let me copy a description for you: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

Stranger: I thought the Watermans were from Gumball?

You: No.

You: The Wattersons are from Gumball.

Stranger: Ah.

You: Yes.

You: It will be animated by Thurop van Orman and one of the animators will be Somvilay Xayaphone. A homage to Flapjack.

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You: Hi!

You: I'm making a show on Cartoon Network

Stranger: Hii how are u? C:

You: called Darwin the Merman. And yes, i'm fine :D

Stranger: Kooooool

You: It sounds epic.

You: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

You: Sounds epic.

Stranger: Yesh...

You: And it will have tons of merchandise...

You: there will be Darwin the Merman happy meals

You: and toys, t-shirts, more toys,

Stranger: Im a poor person -_-

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You: Hi!

You: I'm making a show on Cartoon Network

You: called Darwin the Merman

Stranger: That sounds nice!

You: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

You: Sounds epic.

You: So, how do you feel?

Stranger: That sounds pretty good, man.

You: YEAH

You: IT SOUNDS EPIC

You: there will be Darwin the Merman happy meals

Stranger: YES

You: and toys,t-shirts, more toys...

Stranger: I will buy one, just for you.

You: But you will wait a year or two.

You: One of the animators will be Somvilay Xayaphone. In homage to Flapjack, it will be made by...
THUROP VAN ORMAN!

Stranger: I'm okay with this

You: YEAH

Stranger: I LOVE FLAPJACK UGH

You: The music used on Flapjack looks like folkloric music from an Eastern European country.

You: sounds like, sorry

Stranger: Yeeees

You: Darwin the Merman: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

Stranger: You've said.

You: Yes

You: Now, many kids will watch "mermaid teen shows" next to Adventure Time and Regular Show

You: Darwin the Merman will be epic

Stranger: This is very exciting

You: And the "merman song" from the last episode of Flapjack (instrumental, of course) will be used as background music sometimes

Stranger: THIS SOUNDS GREAT

You: SOUNDS EPIC

Stranger: YES??

You: And it will also make lots of merchandise (as stated above)

You: and will make one of the world's smallest amusement parks...

You: Darwin the Merman Land!

You: And some cereal with a random name, named after a fake cereal which will appear in an episode

Stranger: This is very excitibg

Stranger: exciting

You: YES!

You: and will make an internet meme:
Patrick McPatrick

Stranger: YAYUS

You: YAYUS!

Stranger: C:

You: YES

You: It will be so epic!

Stranger: I'm very excited for this ok

You: YES

You: me too!

Stranger: :3

You: :D

You: And some version of Gangman Style "Darwin Style"

You: but i have to go now

You: BUHBYE!

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You: Hi!

Stranger: Hiiiiiii

You: I'm making a Fish Hooks-like show on Cartoon Network called Darwin the Merman

Stranger: Koooool

You: yes

You: I'll add some details:

Stranger: Ok

You: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

You: Do you like it?

Stranger: Yesh

You: I'm also liking my idea.

Stranger: Koool :)

You: In two years, Darwin the Merman will be screened to children worldwide

Stranger: Goood for u :)

You: And think of the money CN will make in a few years with Darwin the Merman merchandise

You: There will be Darwin the Merman happy meals

Stranger: Ok...

You: and more stuff, like toys, t-shirts, more toys...

Stranger: Ok

You: and one of the world's smallest amusement parks: Darwin the Merman Land!

You: There used to be an artist on DeviantArt (kmy1205) who made Darwin's prototype (Merman Flounder) and now she deactivated her account. Darwin is shirtless.

Stranger: Ok....

You: And it's impossible to copy an image so...

You: i will do my best.

Stranger: Ok

You: So, how's he like;

You: He's got yellow/blue/yellow/blue/yellow striped hair glued to a yellow bit, blue eyes, a bluish-gray tail and the bottom of Darwin's tail is blue/yellow/blue/yello/blue

You: He has an older brother named Kevin and a sister named Bea

Stranger: Kooool

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THE FOLLOWING IS NSFW

You: Hi!

Stranger: hey

You: I'm making a Fish Hooks-type show on Cartoon Network

You: called Darwin the Merman

You: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

You: Do you like my idea?

You: I SAID, DO YOU LIKE MY IDEA?

You: ?

Stranger: yea

You: Wow, i was actually waiting a bit more.

Stranger: im srry facebook

Stranger: asl

You: Darwin has an older brother (Kevin) and a sister (Bea)

You: male, 14 from portugal

You: and you?

Stranger: brb

You: wait!
where are you from?

Stranger: im from

Stranger: new york

You: WOW

Stranger: ikr

You: what's IKR?

Stranger: wait yuh rlly like disney

Stranger: nd yuh 14

You: I like Disney Channel and Cartoon Network

Stranger: it meens i lnow rite

Stranger: i meen i know rite

You: I KNOW RIGHT! HA

You: Darwin the Merman will be like Fish Hooks, only with mermaids

Stranger: mmhhmm

Stranger: yuh sure yuh 14

Stranger: cuz if yuh 14

You: i'm shure

You: *sure

Stranger: u would noe wat ikr meens

Stranger: kk

You: i know right

Stranger: srry

Stranger: just checkin

Stranger: nd imma female

Stranger: in new york

You: There will be a lot of Darwin the Merman merchandise

You: There will be Darwin the Merman happy meals

You: and toys, t-shirts, more toys

Stranger: kk

You: and Darwin the Merman Land, a very small amusement park

Stranger: gtg bye bitch bich asshole mutha fucker imma fuck yuh

Stranger: up

Stranger: bitch

You: WTF?! ARE YOU INSULTING E?

You: *ME?

Stranger: yea bitch

You: OOPS

Stranger: ass fuck wite bitch

Stranger: yuh aint noe 14

You: BUT I'M 14

Stranger: lieins muthafucka

Stranger: no

Stranger: yuh

Stranger: not asswhite

You: *facepalm*

Stranger: yuh not ass being 14 shit self

Stranger: shittty man

Stranger: kizz mi ass

You: U R LYING

Stranger: foh a living

You: (Darwin Waterman) AAAAHHHH!!!
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You: Hi!

Stranger: hey

You: where are you from?

Stranger: whats ur fav cartoon!?

Stranger: USA :P

You: Ed, Edd n Eddy
I'm from Portugal

Stranger: portugal...

Stranger: (Is that in Europe?)

You: But my country's CN (in english, sadly...) no longer airs it... i have to wait a few more months
And by the way, it's in Europe, next to Spain.

You: I'm making a show

You: called Darwin the Merman

You: It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and his sister Bea Waterman.

Stranger: how old are u? :o

You: 14

Stranger: and you are already working on a show?!

You: well, i live in Portugal but to make the show i need to go to Thurop Van Orman's page on DeviantART, and i need a DeviantART account, in order to make it

Stranger: wow

You: and one of the animators will be Somvilay Xayaphone

Stranger: i have no clue who that is sorry :(

You: I also like Flapjack, and one of the animators was Somvilay Xayaphone

Stranger: alright... well i hope your show is awesome :)

You: yes

You: Darwin the Merman will be awesome

Stranger: :) good! Is it kinda going to be like spongebob? :o

You: more like fish hooks
If you want to see anything about Fish Hooks please go to the net

Stranger: ah alright i know what you mean :)

You: Milo = Darwin
Oscar = Kevin

You: Bea = Bea

Stranger: haha alright

You: yes

Stranger: I'll have to watch fish hooks more often because i have no clue who those are haha

You: It's my project

Stranger: awesome :)

Stranger: Portuguese people are awesome! haha

You: That's why we have good comedians
and R-rated talk-shows with comedians

Stranger: XD

You: XD

Stranger: wow hahaha

You: There will be Darwin the Merman happy meals

Stranger: :P

You: and toys, t-shirts, more toys...

Stranger: I'll buy some :)

You: But you have to wait some timw

You: *time

Stranger: what is your name? :)

You: ?
i can not reveal until my professional career as a comedian

You: and i will make Cartoon Network Portugal

Stranger: :'(

You: i will dub Darwin on my show
on the portuguese dub
of Portugal, of course!

Stranger: I'm Katie :)

You: WOW

Stranger: nice to meet you future rich guy :)

You: WAIT FOR A YEAR OR TWO!

Stranger: its not like you're gonna wanna keep in touch with me :(

You: because i need a deciantart account

You: *deviantart

Stranger: what does that even mean??

You: you can post art

Stranger: oh ok

You: Darwin the Merman originated as Merman Flounder by kmy1205 but now he deactivated her account :'(
The only difference from Merman Flounder is that Darwin is shirtless

Stranger: XD

Stranger: thats cute :3

You: so cute XD

Stranger: shitless guys are good

Stranger: as long as theyre fit :)

You: NOW, i'm waiting for a chat on deviantart

Stranger: okay :)

Stranger: well i gtg

Stranger: :(

You: but that's tomorrow

You: :)

Stranger: nice meeting you

You: BYE!

Stranger: bye :)

Stranger: and good luck!

Filler

Omegle Masters - Episode 2

Complete the following lyric: "Gitchee Gitchee Goo means..."

Stranger 1: I love you

Stranger 2 has disconnected

You: Hi!

Stranger: hey

You: how r u

Stranger: good you?

You: yeah

You: I'm Darwin.

Stranger: asl>

You: Darwin Waterman - a merman

Stranger: no really

You: yeah

Stranger: what a coincedence

Stranger: im a mermaid

Stranger: named clara

You: U R NOT BEA MAH SISTER

Stranger: what?

You: My sis is called Bea

Stranger: and?

Stranger: is she also a mermaid?

You: yes
i have an older brother named Kevin

Stranger: i have a younger brother called nick

You: wtf?! get out

You: sorry

Stranger: haahhaah whats wrong?

You: i'm hallucinating

Stranger: are you high?

You: no

Stranger: ok thats good

You: yeah

Stranger: im bored

You: WHY?

Stranger: cuz i hate homework

You: my kind of mermen don't go to school

Stranger: i'm being serious

You: yeah

You: are you eating something?

Omegle Masters - Heat/Episode 1

Welcome to Omegle Masters, my new web game show where I can take a look at my question being answered by two random people. Ready? Go!
[Spoof of british documentary-reality show intros] We went to Omegle when the owner of this blog tries to dress up as Darwin Waterman.
Who do you prefer?

Stranger 2: me

Stranger 1: Mish Collins

Do you know about my upcoming new show Darwin the Merman?

Stranger 1: NO

It hasn't been animated yet

Stranger 1: Whit

Bono estente

Stranger 2: oui oui

Stranger 1: bono

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You: Hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: advice

Stranger: please

You: I am a merman.

Stranger: i need some

You: I can't do that.

Stranger: good

Stranger: i need merman help

You: Who are you and i need that crap

Stranger: particularly the man part of merman

Stranger: i am a mermaid

Stranger: needing advice on a merman

You: YOU ARE NOT BEA MY SISTER

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You: Hi!

Stranger: hey

You: I'm Darwin Waterman

You: a merman

Stranger: thats cool

You: yes. Isn't that great?

Stranger: yeah it is

You: i live with my bro and sis

Stranger: oh nice

You: My older brother Kevin and my sister Bea

Stranger: awesome

You: yeas

You: i mean yeahs

Stranger: well see ya darwin

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You: Hi!

Stranger: Hey!

You: Darwin Waterman here.
I'm a merman.
How are you?

Stranger: Haha a merman? Seriously?

You: Yes

Stranger: Like for real? o.O

You: Yes

Stranger: That's awesome.

You: I live with mah older bro Kevin and mah sis Bea

Stranger: What's it like not having legs? Just curious.

You: Yeah... I'm fine.

You: I just swim.

Stranger: Do you have a penis? Just wondering.

You: Mermen don't have genitals.

Stranger: So how do you procreate?

You: A merman and a mermaid swish their tails for four to five hours while sleeping.

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You: Hi!

You: I'm a merman

Stranger: Hi

You: Darwin Waterman

Stranger: :O

Stranger: Awesome

You: I live with mah older bro Kevin and mah sis Bea

Stranger: Lucky you !

You: Yes!

You: Do you know something about mermaids and/or mermen?

Stranger: Not much?

Stranger: I do know a little though

You: Yes? Tell me.

Stranger: Well

Stranger: You don't have feet

You: Yes

Stranger: You live underwater

You: Yes

Stranger: You are able to breathe above water

You: Yes

You: And underwater

Stranger: I know :P

Stranger: but that's about it

You: Well...

You: I don't know

You: My house looks like a human house.

You: Not like one of those houses on Spongebob which are all the same. Well, except at least five of them.

Stranger: Aww... I thought you lived in a pineapple :(

You: My house looks like a cube

Stranger: Mmm-mm

You: Yeah

Stranger: Just a cube?

You: Not particularly that.

Stranger: So did Sandy leave you guys any damage?

You: Just like those houses where your grandmother lives. Except that the inside os so modern.

You: No. No damage.

Stranger: Good

Stranger: so

Stranger: When are you coming up?

You: Well, in July i went on vacation to Bulgaria

Stranger: You enjoyed that?

You: Yeah

Stranger: allright :D

You: Yeah :D

Stranger: Well

You: Wait

Stranger: ?

You: Darwin the Merman. It will be a show like Fish Hooks. And you don't know about it :D

You: Except that it will be with mermen and mermaids.

Stranger: Well

Stranger: I do know about fish hooks

You: The show?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: But it's not on tv anymore

You: Well...

You: The producers put that show on hiatus for like... two months

You: Instead they more crap.

Stranger: Don't they understand we need less crap?

You: YEAH

You: New episodes will come still this month in the USA

Stranger: Yeah?

You: I BELIEVE

You: GO CHECK IN THE INTERNET

Stranger: Well, I'm from Europe :D

You: get lost

Stranger: What?

You: BYE!

Stranger: k

Stranger: bye

Stranger: love u

This unknown european (whose name's an incognito for some time) knows about her country losing Fish Hooks for some time. Here in Portugal, Fish Hooks wasn't shown on Disney Channel for some months (season 1, they started airing season 2 in the summer). When SIC (finally) got the rights to air Fish Hooks (season 1), i just got relieved.

Darwin: I believe that Noah Z. Jones found us and inspired us to make Fish Hooks. But due to issues they made fish out of us. They even put my sister's name to make Bea.

And that's the end of the first edition of Omegle Masters. Please comment. I NEED YOUR COMMENTS!

Bad news

The Halloween bumpers were only shown on that marathon.
Grim news concerning the deactivation of kmy1205 on DeviantArt - creator of Merman Flounder - which one day, he will become shirtless and will become Darwin Waterman.

One day... he will return.
Coming up next: Omegle Masters: Episode 1.